So, apparently, this happened.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/882966/congratulations-to-juria-for-making-the-10000000th-story-comment
Considering how this year has gone, I'll take any good news I can find.
Thanks again to Super Trampoline for making me aware of this.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hearth's Warming, Blessed Yule, Happy Holidays, etc.